Overheard

The one silver lining to my sleeplessness is that I just overheard the most incredible thing.  Outside my window, some student just said, "Yo!  I met the girl of my dreams tonight, and we made out a whole bunch.  But then I went and made out with her roommate.  I feel like the biggest d-bag."  Seriously.  I can't make this shit up.  Sometimes, living on campus is the most entertaining and the most depressing thing in the world.